law Stories - And Down The Stretch They Come
Randy Orton accused of assault for spitting on a teenage wrestling fan
The Saugus Advertiser in Massachusetts is reporting that former WWE Champion Randy Orton is facing a hearing for spitting chewing gum in the face of a 15-year-old fan outside Kowloon Restaurant, where WWE wrestlers often have dinner after shows in the Boston area. The story is allegedly that...
This is how you defend a wrestler against criminal charges
In the mid-'80s, the Iron Sheik was charged with assault. His lawyer, Mickey Sherman, came up with a brilliant defense strategy: Have WWF wrestlers and Cyndi Lauper(!) cut promos about what a good guy he is while standing in front of the WWF interview set.
Haynesworth Indicted for Two Traffic Charges (Police Report included)
The pending indictment charges reported by Hogs Haven have been served to Albert Haynesworth. Via the Associated Press and Tennessean: Washington Redskins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth has been indicted in Tennessee on two misdemeanor traffic charges after an accident that seriously...
PB's Penal Code
I'm working on getting the open threads and TV Guide ready for today, but we've got to get an off topic matter out of the way first. I'd like to propose a new law for all my fellow single men out there. (I'm going to make it statutorial, of course, 'cause I'm in law school. Good practice and...
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